Jennifer Hawkins: Nude, Naked, Boobs, Ass, Lady-Bits, Chocolate Sundae*

* Not really.

Though I probably shouldn’t have been, I was truly surprised to find that my pissy lil’ Jennifer Hawkins rant a few days back had quickly become the most read post on this site in less than 6 hours.

Well done Monkey! Huzzah! Lime flavoured ice-cream Spiders for everyone!

Then mid back-pat I saw the searches which led people to said blog post:

jenniferhawkinsnude,  jennifer hawkins positive body image,  “jennifer hawkins nude”,  jennifer hawkins flaw,  jenifer hawkins nude photo

Hence the title of this particular little column, which I am hereby anointing with the sub-heading:

QUEST FOR STROKE MATERIAL: A CASE STUDY

I shall report back with my scientific findings anon.

And hey, just so as the poor suckers clicking onto this link by accident aren’t completely disappointed:

Yours sincerely,

Professor Aloysius MacKenzie Monkey

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