Posts Tagged ‘Velociraptor’

Why contemporary cinema needs more Velociraptors: #16

January 30, 2010

Life is like a vicious, pack-hunting carnivore...

No one cares how far you ran, Forrest.

Don’t you realize that these babies are cheetah speed, 50 or 60 miles per hour if they ever got out in the open?!?

Huh?!?!?!

BPM

Why contemporary cinema needs more Velociraptors: #15

January 21, 2010

Take the blue pill, take the blue pill, take the blue pill...

Sure, Agent Smith. You could just keep cloning your program over and over in your quest to hunt down and destroy Neo.

Or…

Now hear me out here… we drop some Dinosaurs… INTO the motherf’n Matrix!

Thoughts? Questions? Feelings?

BPM

Why contemporary cinema needs more Velociraptors: #14

January 17, 2010

Raptor's... big ABBA fans

See that girl,

Watch that scene.

Diggin the Raptor QUEEEEEENNNNN!

BPM

Why contemporary cinema needs more Velociraptors: #13

January 12, 2010

Woulda been more entertaining than ‘Australia’, Baz.

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Why contemporary cinema needs more Velociraptors: #12

January 4, 2010

Pretty

She’s gonna teach him to let go and how to truly be free…

And he’s gonna teach her how to hunt humans for sport… so long as he doesn’t ask her to kiss him on the mouth.

It’s a love story for the 21st century.

BPM

Why contemporary cinema needs more Velociraptors: #11

January 1, 2010

Turned on yet?

I’m NOT an egg-stealing pack hunter with retractable claws…

I’m a DANCER!

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Why contemporary cinema needs more Velociraptors: #10

December 28, 2009

Bullshit! Whoever wins we ALL win

Sweeeeeeeeeet…

A round robin tournament also involving the Predator will be held on consecutive Sundays, March through October. Tickets on sale now through Ticketek. BE THERE!

BPM

Why contemporary cinema needs more Velociraptors: #9

December 27, 2009

The special Special Edition

Though a fight to the death between Olympia Dukakis and a Velociraptor might actually be no sure thing…

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Why contemporary cinema needs more Velociraptors: #8

December 23, 2009

Is it me, or does this poster actually have a more cohesive plot than ‘Eyes Wide Shut’? KUUU-BRICKKKKK!!!

Though I would see ‘The Shining’ again and again if Stanley had have thrown the odd Velociraptor in the hedge maze.

Rot Par! Rot Par!

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Why contemporary cinema needs more Velociraptors: #7

December 22, 2009

Finally

Oh Lord… don’t that feel good?

See George, THIS is the way you win back every Star Wars fan you burned with those prequels. Watch and learn, Beardy…

BPM


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