Apparently he plays golf too…

I hope I’m not the only one who thinks this whole Tiger Woods thing is getting out of hand jussssssstttt a little. Every morning our news men and women are being charged with the awesome responsibility of solemnly updating us on the Tiger Tally, as though it were the death toll from some third world natural disaster.

Are none of our waitresses or escorts safe from Mr. Woods?!?

One week in, and I can only hope they’re starting to run out of horrific golf puns. How many times can you refer to these women as ‘birdies’, as Tiger’s marriage ‘being in the rough’. Insert your own joke about too many ‘strokes’ here.

Unquestionably however, the highlight has been the CGI Tiger Woods that Taiwanese TV seems to have constructed using nothing more than a copy of The Sims. While most everyone has seen the ‘crash re-enactment’ cartoon, checkout this probing, insightful journalism into some of Tiger’s many dalliances:

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I find the real life footage of Mindy Lawton far scarier than animated Tiger shower sex.

Gahhhhhhh…

BPM

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