Headline of the week

INDIAN GOVERNOR, 86, QUITS OVER SEX TAPE

Eww

From ninemsn.com.au

Wow.

86-year-old Indian governor Narayan Dutt Tiwariji has resigned from office this week amidst claims a videotape has surfaced showing him having sex with 3 significantly younger women.

Tiwariji’s office released a statement denouncing the tape as a fake, and the claims as a “tissue of lies”. Or something like that. “There is absolutely no truth in the alleged news story which is nothing but sensation mongering and in poor taste… The Governor Shri Narayan Datt Tiwariji is 86 years old and in the evening of his life. The office of the Governor is constantly under public scrutiny and entirely above board.”

Nevertheless he resigned from congress a day later, for ‘health reasons’.

You know you want some ladies

Wow.

A local Indian television station broadcast the tape on Friday morning (Merry Xmas!), but a court injunction prevented them from airing the tape again later that afternoon. At which point it had already become viral anyway. Viva la YouTube!

For all you sick bastards, and/or Indian television connoisseurs, the TV report can be seen here:

Wow.

I mean… I’m 29. And some days I can barely get out of bed.

I will say it looks to me more like a few chicks clambering over a cadaver that happens to look a little like Tiwariji… but, you know… whatever.

For those wishing to read the full article, visit:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article6968878.ece

Until next time, join me in a slow, respectful hand-clap for Narayan Dutt Tiwariji.

BPM

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