Headline of the week

“TWO & A HALF MEN STAR JON CRYER BELIEVES EX-WIFE HIRED HITMAN TO KILL HIM”

Jon Cryer in Happy(er) Days. Heyyyyyyyy!

From heraldsun.com.au

Wow. Someone wants to kill Duckie?

To read the whole article, click here.

Cryer alerted authorities more than a week ago, and they’ve been said to be taking the threat seriously. I agree, any threat to ‘Two & a Half Men’ should be considered no laughing matter. Much like the show itself.

In one of those weird coincidences, the enmity between Cryer and his ex-wife is all over custody of the son they share, who’s named (I shit you not) Charlie.

Why can’t the two of them just settle things the old fashioned way? Like with a knife, over way too many Christmas drinks perhaps.

Between Chuck and now Jon… gee… you wonder why ‘Two & a Half Men’ inevitably depicts all women as bitchy, crazy, slutty, shrewish or a charming combination of all four?

Oh Melanie Lynskey, free yourself from their clutches and run away with me! We shall live together in an imaginary castle ala ‘Heavenly Creatures’, and worry about sitcom laugh tracks no more…

BPM

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