Go ahead... pat me

Yes, Oscar the Cat may look all cute and fluffy and ever so harmless. But he’s not. A harbinger of death, this feline be!

Dr. David Dosa (or ‘3D’, as he shall hereafter be known) has released a book in the U.S documenting his observations of Oscar in an aged care facility in Rhode Island. Upon starting work at the nursing home, 3D was told that the generally aloof (is there any other kind) domestic cat had an uncanny knack of cuddling up to patients in the hours before their death.

An urban legend? Sounds ridiculous? The doc subsequently recorded over 50 instances of the phenomena in less than 5 years! Ooooooohhhhh!

Behind you! Behind you!

Oscar generally shuns company, but has the unerring knack of sitting with patients in the moments before they shuffle loose. Apparently he’ll even paw at closed doors and walls when kept away from a patient he’s earmarked for the beyond. That’s when you know you’re fucked.

For more on this scary lil bastard, click here.

I’m currently working on the screenplay adaptation of 3D’s book ‘Making Rounds With Oscar: The Extraordinary Gift of an Ordinary Cat’. I make Oscar a ghost and throw in a few bleeding walls… BOOM! I’ve got a surefire J-Horror hit on my hands. Either that or ‘Final Destination 5: Oscar’s Choice’.

Death truly is the great equalizer; sooner or later it comes for us all.

And apparently it’s paws are the same color as it’s fluffy widdle belly.



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2 Responses to “DEATH CAT!”

  1. Righteous Schimmelbusch Says:

    Death comes to us all??. Speak for yourself Monkey. Some of us are indestructible. Me for one. Jake the Snake for another. A little rickety, but indestructible nonetheless. So the evidence contradicts your theory. Body slammmmmmmmmmm. Owwww, muthafucka, that hurt Jake.

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