25-words-or-less movie review: ‘2012’

Roland Emmerich… not being invited to the White House anytime soon.

This time he fucks their shit up with a big ass boat.

That’s it.

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2 Responses to “25-words-or-less movie review: ‘2012’”

  1. Righteous Schimmelbusch Says:

    As a neophyte in film, I didn’t understand that ducking the issues was the goal of Hollywood blockbusters. 2012 is without doubt a very special and portentous gift of the gods, for I believe that there now stands before you the one director who is the single most qualified to lead us to the peace we long for.

    Plus there’s a big ass boat.

    • buttonpushingmonkey Says:

      Personally, I’m waiting for a sequel to ‘I Am Legend’, where Roland Emmerich is the last man on Earth.

      All he does is run through empty Washington DC streets, screaming over and over “I fucking TOLD YOU!!!”

      Eventually he gets to the White House, but in the absence of aliens, lots of snow or a large boat he’s forced to just try and punch it in to submission.

      It doesn’t work.

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