Bald faced lies!

Was watching TV this weekend, and if the latest Ashley & Martin commercial is to be believed then their team of experienced professionals can be trusted to save your receding hairline or bald-spot because they’ve all experienced hair loss themselves.

Huh? Or, in internets parlance, WTF?

Does that mean if I yearn for a career in advanced hair replacement techniques, I am unqualified until I go bald?

Do they employ you, then put you through a hair loss treatment as part of your workplace orientation?

Are women with a healthy head of hair allowed to apply for a job within the company?

Do the Receptionist’s there all have thinning crowns or devil’s peaks (man, that sounds dirty)?

Before & After... you get the job

Is the appropriate workplace Ombudsman looking into what are obvious discriminatory hiring practices?


I think wayyyy too much.

Other than that, it’s been a pretty good weekend I guess.



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2 Responses to “Bald faced lies!”

  1. Leo Says:

    YAY!!! I can apply for a job at Ashley & Martin!!!

    Insert part enthusiasm and a healthy dose of embarrassment/depression here..

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