Archive for May 13th, 2010

A positive role model for little girls EVERYWHERE!

May 13, 2010

Who wants to be the one to ask whether there’s any kind of societal link between a breaking news story like this:

CHILD DANCERS IN RAUNCHY ‘SINGLE LADIES’ ROUTINE

Gahhhhhhhhhhhh...

And another, more high-profile news story to break the same day:

MILEY CYRUS FILMED GIVING MAN, 44, LAP DANCE

Noooooooo… there’s nothing wrong whatsoever with sexualizing young children… I don’t see any problems wrong with buying my six-year-old a training-bra and stripper pumps… so what if my nine-year old quit Girl Guides so she could attend those Pole Dancing lessons… what’s wrong with my daughter wanting to grow up n’ be just like her heroes like Miley, Vanessa Hudgens and Kim Kardashian?

You gotta love how someone like Kristen Stewart almost becomes the healthiest pop-culture role model out there for young girls, purely by process of elimination! For the record, she’s a wooden actress with a weakness for pot, most famous for playing ‘Twilight’s Bella – a passive, self obsessed whiner in an unhealthily controlling relationship with an Undead dude over a hundred years older than she.

That might be jailbait… I think… I’m not even sure anymore… anyone?

Turns out chicks are just becoming increasingly complicated, even more so these days, whether they be aged 97, 17 or as young as 7.

And you wonder why most of us dudes prefer the idea of having a son we could just kick the footy with in the backyard…

Until next time, lock up your daughters, and remove that pole you installed in her bedroom.

BPM

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