No, Granny DON’T!!!

This is one of those news stories that does NOT bury the lead…


Who else is vomiting in their own mouth right now?

A news report appeared in UK tabloid ‘The Sun‘ in April, but all praise goes to filmmaker Kevin Smith’s awesome ‘SModcast‘ for devoting a solid 20 minutes this week to this horrid, horrid love story.

Apparently this really is a true story. And just when you think there’s no way the story can get any worse, it does.

Again. And again. And again.

Click here to read, and step to wincing…

I really miss my Nan, but thank Christ I never had to deal with her looking at me and feeling “...sexually alive“.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get to work writing the script for that PSA, ‘Genetic Sexual Attraction: Because Love Means Never Having To Say You’re FUCKING RELATED!’



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