A lesson on selective memory from Kendra Wilkinson

Possibly the whitest woman to ever be christened with the name 'Kendra'

Was a little bemused to see any number of variations on the headline ‘KENDRA WILKINSON’S SHAMEFUL PAST’ this morning.

In this instance it refers to an interview Kendra did on the American ‘Today’ show, where she spoke about experimenting with drugs and working as a stripper many moons ago.

“I kind of lost myself for a little bit. I wasn’t a druggie stripper. I was a very good person doing it. But I was kind of still embarrassed about it”.

Luckily, she was saved… saved by the power of Hef!

Aged just 19, Wilkinson became one of Hugh Hefner’s live-in girlfriends at the Playboy mansion from 2004 to 2008, before ultimately marrying NFL star Hank Bassett and having a child 6 months ago.

Uhhh… just one question for the DD-cup rocket scientist…

You’re ashamed that you did a few bumps and took your clothes off to ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’ as a teenager, but NOT that you became a C-list celebrity primarily because you were an 80-year-old man’s rent-a-blow job for almost 5 years?

It’s a valuable lesson to learn, kiddies:

We can be ashamed of doing things like drugs or stripping only if they fail to directly lead to becoming famous.

But if screwing someone older than your PopPop gets you on the cover of Who Weekly, then it’s not shameful – it’s actually a savvy career move.

Time to find me a horny septuagenarian,



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