The Holy Twible

I missed the piece of scripture where Jesus tweeted "Let there be Apps"

And by ‘Twi’ I mean Twitter, not Twilight. Though it’s hard to think which concept is worse.

Since the advent (see what I did there?) of Twitter, we’ve all heard the joke about the Bible being transposed into 140 character bites for the Twitter crowd.

Well, turns out it’s really really happening. Many times over, all round the world.

And there’s even a version using all that internet slang you love to hate.

For example, Genesis becomes:

“Day 1: Lighting system installed. BRB. Days 2-6: Some assembly required: sky, plants, cows, people. Left humans in charge, LOL. Day 7: Siesta.”

Because all the Bible really needed to be relevant in the 21st century was a slightly tweaked format. Right?


@pharaoh Let my people go! 😦

About 1 hour ago

#lunch 3beansalad AGAIN!

About 4 hours ago

OMG best idea eva! Any1 know where I can get a zillion frogs?

About 16 hours ago


Tweet tweet tweet away folks – cos it’s now officially totally righteous.



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