… And That Crystal Meth Belongs To My Dog

Forget Steve Spielberg, Marty Scorcese and Jim Cameron…

THIS dude:

Keith Griffin, 49, of Florida. Cat not pictured

Is a KING amongst storytellers.

Keith Griffin, a lonely, lonely 49-year-old American man was this week sentenced to 12 years in prison for downloading copious amounts of child pornography.

Nothing funny about that, right?


Until you hear Griffin’s excuse —

That it was his CAT that downloaded the porn on his computer while he was out of the house.

Uh. Huh.

Now, unless he’s living with that randy cat from Paula Abdul’s ‘Opposites Attract’ music video, I think it’s safe to remain somewhat skeptical.

Almost 20 years on, and it's still a creepy visual

Babe it seems we never ever agree,

About your passion for child por-nog-raphy…

Have fun in the slammer, Mr. Griffin. Maybe we can look forward to a follow-up story about you being beaten to a bloody pulp in the showers, only for your fellow prisoners to claim THEY didn’t do it… it was just another magical cat-related mishap.



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