Smith-pocalypse

Tell me you think that those children AREN'T robots!?! Tell me!

Congrats to American writer Terry McMillan for recently calling out Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith on their ruthless celeb-pimping of their children Jaden and Willow…

Even if she did take back everything she said on Twitter shortly thereafter. Seems if you’re the writer of ‘Waiting to Exhale’ it’s probably NOT the best idea in the world to alienate THE African-American power couple in Hollywood.

You got Pinkett-Smith’d, Terry!

McMillan’s comments came on the back of the news that 10 year old Willow has been officially cast in the title role of a remake of ‘Annie’.

For those at home keeping score:

Willow Smith, the ultimate child of privilege, born to Hollywood royalty and being pushed down the entire world’s throat…

The Fresh Prince taught ME how to dress

Will play the little orphan Annie, abandoned, trying to survive during the Great Depression, hoping for better days…

Oh… and she is, of course, ginger as all get out.

Hope you can act a damn sight better than your brother Will… I mean… Willow.

And that you’re a better actor than a musician. Because that ‘Whip My Hair’ song makes me want to punch a pet shop full of innocent puppies.

See what I mean?

This is how it begins folks, don’t say you weren’t warned.

Because by the time they decide to remake ‘Young Guns’ (Jaden Smith IS Billy the Kid!), or throw together an ‘Independence Day’ sequel (‘ID5’ – Willow Smith IS America’s first black-female-rap-star-supermodel-fighter pilot-President!), it’ll be too late.

ALL movies will contain a Smith, and those that don’t will, by law, have one inserted via CGI.

Jar Jar Binks-ett-Smith anybody?

You’ve.

Been.

Warned.

BPM

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2 Responses to “Smith-pocalypse”

  1. Benjamin the Donkey Says:

    At least it’s not Martin Lawrence’s family taking over the world. We’d have at least a couple of “Big Momma” sequels … SHIT! We alread do!

  2. buttonpushingmonkey Says:

    “It’s Martin Lawrence… Martin Lawrence Jnr… and Martin Lawrence the Third, in… SHIT SANDWICH!”

    * shudder *

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