And so this is Christmas

How do I know we’re getting close to the most wonderful time of the year?

When my junk email inbox has sequential emails that read:

eBay                                      Stocking stuffers for her this Xmas!!!

Weird porn spam              stuff HER stocking this xmas

See? Doesn’t it warm your heart to know just how hard people are working to spread good tidings and cheer this festive season?

And that no one’s dearest Christmas wish should be forgotten this December 25th – not even the weird, unwashed, socially awkward, lonely, emotionally damaged, yule-fetishizing, porn addicts out there. Which, for the record, I am most certainly not!

I happen to wash quite often.




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