‘SIR PAUL McCARTNEY FRONTS NIRVANA REUNION’
Not without some serious smelling salts and a bicycle repair kit, Sir Paul…
With that being said, this WAS for a good cause, a fundraising concert for victims of Superstorm Sandy in New York (and only New York, cos fuck the rest of the east coast, that’s why!)
Of course, Courtney Love was immediately asked for her take on this. She was, as you might have imagined, not impressed, apparently saying of McCartney’s involvement “Look, if John (Lennon) were alive it would be cool.”
She then screamed she was a little teapot, that her eyeballs were growing fingers, and that light globes have feelings, before fleeing into the night, accompanied by a frog farting the alphabet.
If you have an iconic band you’d like Sir Paul to reform, he’s contactable at:
Until next time, a reminder that the walrus was Paul…