About

It was the best of times, it was the... blurst of times?

Frustrated writer. Office Malcontent. Pop Culture Savant. Socially inept. Unappreciated in his time…

All in all, the BPM is an insufferable know-it-all that knows surprisingly little about not a hell of a lot.

There are those that would claim he lives a “shortsighted and selfish lifestyle, focused only on (his) own narcissistic self-absorption“.

Monkey actually feels this is pretty accurate.

He also likes grape soda and irony.

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