Frustrated writer. Office Malcontent. Pop Culture Savant. Socially inept. Unappreciated in his time…
All in all, the BPM is an insufferable know-it-all that knows surprisingly little about not a hell of a lot.
There are those that would claim he lives a “shortsighted and selfish lifestyle, focused only on (his) own narcissistic self-absorption“.
Monkey actually feels this is pretty accurate.
He also likes grape soda and irony.