Is it me, or does this poster actually have a more cohesive plot than ‘Eyes Wide Shut’? KUUU-BRICKKKKK!!!
Though I would see ‘The Shining’ again and again if Stanley had have thrown the odd Velociraptor in the hedge maze.
Rot Par! Rot Par!
Oh Lord… don’t that feel good?
See George, THIS is the way you win back every Star Wars fan you burned with those prequels. Watch and learn, Beardy…
That whole ‘iceberg’ thing you heard so much about…
Bullshit. Government. Cover-Up.
The Titanic REALLY sank because no one checked the cargo-hold thoroughly for…
In honor of ‘King’ Cameron, Happy Avatar Week everybody!
Every homophobe’s worst nightmare: would you rather be savagely torn apart by a Velociraptor whilst on a 1960’s cattle drive, or take it dry from Jake Gyllenhaal?
Life’s all about the tough decisions…
And just like that…
Judd Nelson was no longer the toughest dude in Shermer, Illinois.
People like to speculate what truly won the Allies WW2. Was it a better and more proficient supply line? Was it sheer weight of numbers? Was it the ingenious stratagems of so many brilliant military minds?
No one could say for sure. Until now.
Spielberg’s only error was not casting more Velociraptors in ‘Band of Brothers’. They’d have trained Easy Company a hell of a lot more effectively than David Schwimmer.
Bella wondered at Edward’s perfect shimmering skin, his sculpted torso, his strong neck and HOLY SHIT!!!
I’d go see this version of Twilight AND read the book AND buy the calendar.
A big thanks to Matt Brown who gently nudged me in the direction of this Facebook group. Normally I avoid Facebook groups like I avoid homeless people with the plague AND herpes AND those windscreen cleaning thingy’s, but this group spoke to me…
Ladies and Gents, I give you ‘The Notebook would be better with more Velociraptors’.
Truer words were never spoken.
Stay tuned for sporadic updates on all your movie favourites. Such as this:
He will never be hungry again!
Life finds a way,