‘BATMAN BRINGS IN SUSPECT TO BRADFORD POLICE’
Because he’s the hero Britain deserves, not the hero it needs right now…
Apparently this guy was really just some dude named Stan (Stan?!?!) who was returning home from a football match that he’d attended in fancy dress, dropping a mate off at the police station.
He doesn’t REALLY think he’s Batman at all. He TOLD the police his NAME, for gods sake!
You don’t tell people your secret identity! That’s like rule number 1 of being Batman: Don’t tell people who you really are!
Unless… you know… you’ve stopped being Batman for 8 years for whatever reason…
Then feel free to tell every single person you meet for the next couple of months that you’re Batman.
See how that works out.
Right, Chris Nolan?
Yup. I’m still bitter.